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Well, I am a sergeant after all. by smackweenies Well, I am a sergeant after all. by smackweenies
And as such I won't hesitate to gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you. :Y

Just decided to whip this up before doing a trade and my commissions because...well, I don't think I need to explain.
I wish I had a camo uniform running around so I can be Sarge all I want. I don't always feel like being docile and desu, y'know. Sometimes I just wanna be the viciously vulgar and horny lil' shit that I feel Sarge embodies.

She'll smack the shit out of your weenies, man. 'Nuff said.
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:iconloveisevul:
Loveisevul Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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:iconrpost61:
rpost61 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
Military Style... awesome.
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:icondesynchronizer:
DeSynchronizer Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
WAT...WAAAAAAAAAT
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:icondakotabonez:
DakotaBonez Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
Youze gon be famoose sumday
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:icondubstepwraith:
DubstepWraith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cadet Airman Andrew J. DeMeo reports as ordered, Ma'am!
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:iconbiggoronz:
Biggoronz Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
aww man...not my weeniies!! gosh darn it!! XD
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:iconmisstj101:
Misstj101 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
0-0
Y-yes ma'am!
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:iconehx-kor:
EhX-KoR Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Are you sure you wanna go through with that, sergeant?
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:iconmarzipanzers:
Marzipanzers Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm gunnery sergeant Hartman, you're senior drill instructor!  From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers shall be 'sir'!  Do you maggots understand?
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SIR, YES SIR. 8'U
Wait. e>e
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:iconlittlemissalexius:
LittleMissAlexius Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AYE MA'AM!
*salutes
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good Alex! Your eye socket is spared for now! BU
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:iconlittlemissalexius:
LittleMissAlexius Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes m'am, thank you ma'am!
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:icon703251:
703251 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
La Push-Ups 
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:iconfantasylinky:
FantasyLinky Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconawesomeglassesplz: thats hot. very hot 
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohoho. Thank you. uvu
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:iconfantasylinky:
FantasyLinky Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconohohoplz: your welcome
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:iconcosmicmikki:
CosmicMikki Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
0.o; Well ma'am yes ma'am!!
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good kid.
Your eyesocket's safe for now. ece
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:iconcosmicmikki:
CosmicMikki Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank god, I only have one properly functioning eye man o.x;;
xD
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:iconprincekissu:
PrinceKissu Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes sarge UvU
ill listen to u..
:iconlazeblushplz::iconblacksparklesplz:
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Das a good little cadet. u_u *patpat*
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:iconprincekissu:
PrinceKissu Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
teach me ur ways sarge
:iconlazyblushplz:
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well first.
We dance.
Nakedly. >8u
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:iconprincekissu:
PrinceKissu Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconlazydanceplz::iconsparklesplz:
Does this please u sarge~!
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHY YES IT DOES.
:iconsparklesplz: :iconlaze--rplz:
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:iconprincekissu:
PrinceKissu Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconlazyroseplz::iconsparklesplz:
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:iconwhispersbettenoir:
WhispersBetteNoir Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
Titnuggets, the snack that squirts back :D
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
81 *f-face wipe*
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:iconflamingknickerweasel:
FlamingKnickerweasel Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The timing of this couldn't be better because I literally just had a conversation that basically ended in

"I will suck the shit outta your dick!"

...and then this appears. xD 
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
8U

I.

I'm not sure how to respond to that.
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:iconflamingknickerweasel:
FlamingKnickerweasel Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xDDD

More or less

It was an in-character conversation with a couple of our L4D OCs... 
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:iconshermandinger:
Shermandinger Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my goodness of course I'll buy you a camo outfit my popsiclefrenchie.
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes thank.
Thank much.

If you include the whipping crop I might let you use it sometime. e>e
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:iconshermandinger:
Shermandinger Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wh do you want whipped cream or something because that can be arranged without a whip y'know 
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I mean if you wanna do it like the whaite folk do.
All boring and whatnot.

e>e
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:iconshermandinger:
Shermandinger Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well damn. 
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*crop offerrrr?* e>e
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:iconshermandinger:
Shermandinger Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't understand. 
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:iconvirtuallytwisted:
VirtuallyTwisted Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg titnugget is something like me and my gf say omg this is fucking great LOL
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My recent favorite is "you bucket of tittyscraps."
And more than often I come up with shit that ends in -biscuit or -nugget.

Thanks, mayn~ :U <3
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TheJabberw0cky Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
skullfuck is such a awesome word, although titnugget what the hell is a tittnugget?
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's a nugget.
Made of a tit.

At least I would assume. :U
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:iconthejabberw0cky:
TheJabberw0cky Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sexy and delicious i assume?
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Detachments Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
L M F A O 
:iconlovelyheartsplz:
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
eve ~

:iconsexylazeplz:
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Tec-Sabi Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
lolsoawesome :iconamgtouchplz:
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:iconsmackweenies:
smackweenies Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awhaw, thank you~ o7o/
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